What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How will the 2026 delimitation affect India as a whole keeping the new count of 888 seats in mind (not the current 543)? I’m looking for genuine answers with facts and not rhetoric. I will only listen to answers and not reply to any of them.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Me : I don't drink

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

What are some sad truths about life?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Because it's month of August.

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

How has your life changed since starting college?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Thank you.

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

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He : Tea ?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee